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Navigational Talmud

February 4, 2013 by Carol 4 Comments

My good friend, Vera, once told me that the surest way to divorce court was by way of the wallpaper store. “Never hang wallpaper with your husband” was her rule.

I had my own rule of places to avoid: The car.

I realize that, in the course of a 35 year marriage, it is sometimes necessary to drive together. But, almost every time Joel and I drive to an unfamiliar place, we would have what one might kindly call “a discussion.”

And then, one day, we didn’t. We had rented a car that came equipped with GPS.  We drove from our home to JFK airport – our actual destination — without one single wrong turn or unkind word.

So, being of sound mind, we went out and bought a GPS immediately upon return from our trip. Unfortunately, the one we bought couldn’t even find our house from a mile away. In retrospect, maybe it just wanted a challenge. Or, just maybe, we had purchased a cheap device.

So, we bought a better one. And that one was more reliable.

However, nirvana was too good to last. My wonderful husband is meticulous about details and, having already experienced some unplanned side trips, he understandably wants validation that we are on the right path.

So, traveling with Joel is sort of like studying Talmud. Let me explain. In the middle of every page of Talmud sits an original source text. Surrounding that block of text is discussion and debate in the form of centuries of rabbinic opinions recorded from oral tradition.

Our travel discussions are similar, up to a point. Although we both agree on the destination, Joel wants multiple opinions on how to reach it. So, our trips invariably include commentary by mapquest, google, the AAA map, and road signs – not to mention the woman with the British accent telling us where to go. And, since Joel wants me to pay attention to every single one of the “rabbis,” I get increasingly confused, we sometimes take a wrong turn, and the decibel level in the car gets progressively higher.

GPS is truly a great addition to modern life, but if I were at all technologically capable, I would add a couple features. First would be one in which the British lady tells us where to turn off to find a decent sandwich, a clean bathroom, or a gas station. Road signs promising said places invariably lie, making us drive miles out of our way.

Perhaps even more helpful would be having the British lady come equipped with a degree in either conflict resolution or marriage counseling.

Technology is wonderful. We just have to harness it for good.

Filed Under: Musings, Travel Tagged With: GPS, marital relations

A Well-Regulated Militia

January 16, 2013 by Carol 1 Comment

When I was eleven years old I had my first experience with handguns.

My neighbor, Raymond was shooting at targets at his parents’ dry cleaning plant with a friend. His nine-year-old brother Andy came into the room to tell them that lunch was ready. When Andy turned around to leave the room, a gun fired.  Andy fell, a bullet in his back. He died on the way to the hospital in his father’s truck.

The friend claimed that he had merely turned the gun over in his hand and that it had fired accidentally, but rumor swept through the neighborhood that he had aimed the weapon. I don’t think we’ll ever know, but I wonder how the friend has managed to reconcile himself with being responsible for the death of a child.

I remember exactly where I was, seated in the back left corner of Mrs. Baker’s sixth grade class, when we learned the news.

I remember teaching Andy to play baseball.

And, to this very day I think of Andy and what he might have become had he lived. Would he have outgrown that perpetually runny nose? Would he have played varsity baseball?

What would his position be on gun control?

What haunts me more almost fifty years after this tragic and traumatic event is that little has changed in regard to gun ownership.

Opponents of gun control constantly cite the Second Amendment to the Constitution to support their position. I think I must be reading a different document because I don’t understand it the way they do.

I’m not a Constitutional scholar, and I understand that the Bill of Rights was written in the English language in use over two hundred years ago, so, I would most appreciate your helping me understand the amendment, because I seem to be missing something.

The Amendment reads, “A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

Let’s start at the beginning: “A well regulated Militia.” A militia is, according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary:

1a: a part of the organized armed forces of a country liable to call only in emergency; b: a body of citizens organized for military service; 2: the whole body of able-bodied male citizens declared by law as being subject to call to military service

Are individual gun owners “part of an organized armed forces liable to call only in emergency?” If they are not members of the National Guard or Reserves and therefore subject to call-up in an emergency, then I would say “no.”

Are individual gun owners a “body” organized for military service? Same as above.

Are individual gun owners to be considered the whole body of able-bodied male citizens “declared by law as being subject to call to military service?” Well, draft-eligible men may able-bodied citizens, but if they are not serving, are they still to be considered a militia?  If they are out-of-shape couch potatoes, are they able-bodied? From everything I have heard and read, I believe this phrase derives from the time that we were fighting the British and our nascent nation depended on individuals and their personal weapons. This no longer holds true, right? We have our armed forces.

When I see the word “militia,” what comes to mind are anti-government survivalist groups that hang out in places like Montana. These groups are hardly working to make our country secure. They are interested in making things good for those of whom they approve, and minorities need not apply. And, handguns are not their weapons of choice.

Let’s now address the term “well-regulated?” Is the ownership and use of arms currently well-regulated? According to the Centers for Disease Control, 30,470 people died from gunshot wounds in the United States in 2010. Of those,19,392 (63.6%) were suicides, and 11,078 (36.4%) were homicides.

Do 30,470 deaths indicate that our so-called militia is “well-regulated?”

The NRA maintains that current gun control laws are sufficient to regulate the trade. And let’s not fool ourselves; the trade is huge. In 2012 alone, the firearms and ammunition industry was responsible for as much as $31.84 billion in total economic activity in the country.

So now we get to the phrase “…necessary to the security of a free State. Since this is the federal constitution, I assume this means the country, not individual states. A militia is designed to defend the security of the country. Frankly, if a foreign nation decides to attack us, I am pretty sure it will use something big and ugly. Guns aren’t going to be much help.

And, finally, “…the right of the people to keep and bear Arms.” Yes, people in the militia have the right to keep and bear Arms. While they are in the military. To secure the country.

So, how have people come to interpret this to mean that they can keep a weapons cache in their game rooms? That it is okay to horde automatic weapons capable of firing off hundreds of rounds of ammunition?

Aside from actual war, for what purpose can these automatic weapons exist?

For sport? Is it sportsmanlike to mow down an animal?

For food? Who wants a venison steak filled with lead?

Or, do they exist for the purpose of murdering movie goers, mall shoppers — and first graders?

I am always happy to learn new things, so if somebody can explain to me how I am misinterpreting the Second Amendment, I would most appreciate it.

Filed Under: Musings Tagged With: gun control, Second Amendment, well-regulated militia

Tea and No Sympathy

December 31, 2012 by Carol 2 Comments

As Americans wait to hear if we will be plunging over the fiscal cliff just as we ring in the new year, I am sitting at my desk swaddled in layers of clothing. Sub-zero temperatures chill me despite central heating, so I am drinking lots of hot tea. But tea makes me think of the Tea Party. And the Tea Party starts to get my blood boiling so I may not be so cold in a few minutes.

This group of renegade representatives in Congress reminds of a child I saw in the supermarket a while back. The little boy wanted candy that his mother didn’t want him to have, so he began to cajole. Cajoling progressed to whining, whining to crying, and crying to screaming, kicking, and generally wreaking havoc on the supermarket floor. The mother didn’t give in, and eventually the boy picked himself up off the floor and behaved himself. Those of us within earshot had to endure the tantrum, but we all admired the mother’s fortitude in resisting what amounted to emotional blackmail. Next time, this child will think twice before pitching a fit.

And that is why I think of the Tea Party. These members of Congress are acting like stubborn, spoiled children. They are holding their collective breath and waiting for the rest of Congress to give up and do their bidding. I am hopeful that if they persist with their puerile stunt long enough, they will ultimately pass out. Barring that, if they continue to throw their hissy fits, perhaps their constituents might just decide to call them back to their home districts for a much-needed time-out.

The Tea Party people seem to lack both the maturity and sophistication to know that politics requires compromise. With compromise, nobody gets everything they want, but  all sides usually get something.

Now to my next question: Where are the centrist members of the Republican party? Why aren’t they mentoring their junior colleagues in the way things work? Or, are they secretly hoping that they self-destruct, allowing the party to return from the outer fringes of reality and back into the mainstream?

Alice was right. This is the stupidest tea party we have ever been to.

Filed Under: Musings Tagged With: compromise, Fiscal cliff, Tea Party

An Oasis of Calm in the Middle of the Middle East

December 14, 2012 by Carol 4 Comments

I just got back from a wonderful trip to Israel and Jordan, and I want to share with you an experience I had while in Jerusalem. Joel and I walked through the middle of town to the edge of the Meah Shearim neighborhood, home to the most Ultra-Orthodox of Jews. The streets were crowded and noisy, construction projects and everyday commerce taking place side by side. Men with black hats crammed into buses while women in scarves and long dresses corralled bunches of tiny children along the narrow sidewalks.

We walked down Rehov Hanevi’im, Street of the Prophets, searching for the building we wanted. When at last we found Number 37, we turned into a security gate set into a 125-year-old stone wall. I felt like Alice stepping through the looking glass as we entered and found a green square of lush gardens and heavy shade trees. In the far right corner of the courtyard, pomegranates hung like so many crimson ornaments from one tree. Next to it was a single lime tree, its fruit and leaves emitting a heavenly citrus fragrance.

Set right in downtown Jerusalem, home to the world’s three major religions, this oasis is Hadassah College.

In the emerald green quad, tiny by U.S. standards, secular and Ultra-Orthodox Jews, Christians and Muslims, Israeli Arabs, Palestinians, and Bedouin gathered. All were excited to be starting a new school year, the first-year students a bit nervous as well.  I had the opportunity to talk with some of these students, half of whom are the first in their families to go to college.

Once in the classroom, these students from such diverse backgrounds learn  together and get to know each other as human beings, apart from politics. At this little oasis in the heart of the city we had the unique opportunity to see the people who are our future: bridging divides through work, and from there to building friendships and, one can only hope, ultimately to building bridges to peace.

In that peaceful environment, I couldn’t help thinking of the passage from the Book of Micah (4:4): Each of them will sit under his vine and under his fig tree, and no one will make them afraid, for the mouth of the LORD of hosts has spoken.”

Instead of a fig tree and vine, the College has pomegranates and limes, but in an environment that quiet and lush, perhaps a seed of peace can take root.

Filed Under: Musings Tagged With: bridges to peace, co-existence, cooperation, Hadassah College, Israel

On Microwave Ovens and the Titanic

November 2, 2012 by Carol 1 Comment

Many years ago, comic Joan Rivers did a routine on Elizabeth Taylor’s struggles with her weight. I remember one particular zinger. “Liz Taylor is the only person who stands in front of a microwave oven and yells, ‘Hurry, hurry.'” We all laughed. Back then, the microwave was a new and exciting development in our kitchens. And really fast. How could somebody be so impatient as to shout at an appliance that could nuke a potato in a flash?

Since then, our society as a whole has become pretty impatient. We now have electronic technology that allows us instantaneous access to information and people around the world, day and night. We don’t even have to order lunch in a restaurant any more; we text or email our orders so that we don’t have to waste a single minute of our precious time.

I have been musing about microwave ovens as I watch the goings-on this particularly nasty campaign season. (Will it ever end? Sorry, I’m impatient.) Some things just don’t make sense to me. Now, I admit to being a bit slow. I am neither an economist nor a politician, so if somebody could please explain this to me, I would be most grateful.

Here’s my problem: The Romney campaign has been saying that it will fix the economy that President Obama has failed to repair in his 3½ years in office. But, if we look at the history, didn’t Mr. Obama inherit a huge deficit, two wars, and a tanking economy from his predecessor when he took office? And, didn’t that deficit, two wars, and a tanking economy result from the policies of the prior Republican administration? After all, the Clinton years saw a surplus.

The non-partisan Center on Budget and Policy Priorities states, “If not for the Bush tax cuts, the deficit-financed wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the effects of the worst recession since the Great Depression (including the cost of policymakers’ actions to combat it), we would not be facing these huge deficits in the near term. By themselves, in fact, the Bush tax cuts and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan will account for almost half of the $20 trillion in debt that, under current policies, the nation will owe by 2019. The stimulus law and financial rescues will account for less than 10 percent of the debt at that time.”

Recently the movie “Titanic” was released in 3D, and in my musings, it appears I have conflated the movie with my thoughts on our obsession with speed. So, I have been thinking that if the captain of the Titanic (the cruise ship, not the movie) had been able to turn on a dime, then the ship probably would not have hit the iceberg that brought over 1,500 people to their deaths.

But, the U.S. economy is enormous and cannot be fixed at microwave speed. To steer it away from the iceberg it has already hit is a daunting task. Sure, President Obama has not completed the job. But, things are starting to right themselves and get to a more even keel. For example, U.S. News and World Report wrote in September that the stock market has jumped 76% since the day Obama took office. This morning’s newspapers report that consumer confidence is up and housing prices are rising. And, between October 2009 and September 2012, the unemployment rate dropped 3.02%. Sure, 7.8% is still not great, but we are at least heading in the right direction — toward the sun.

Mitt Romney has derided the stimulus program. And, he would have let the auto industry go bankrupt. Bankruptcy would have put 350,000 people directly involved in the industry and another 2.1 million in related ones, out of work (data from The Center for Automotive Research)

Do we really want to jump ship now and go back to the economic policies that got us into this mess in the first place? Am I reading the ship’s log all wrong?

Filed Under: Musings Tagged With: economy, microwave oven, Presidential campaign

Identity Crisis

October 31, 2012 by Carol 1 Comment

I have been thinking about running for public office. After all, wouldn’t that be a wonderful way to demonstrate not just in words, but through action, how much I value the democratic process in this country that welcomed my grandparents?

On the other hand, campaigning can be rough, and this has been a crazier than usual campaign season. Here in Massachusetts, Senator Scott Brown has been hammering Elizabeth Warren about her claims of Native American heritage.  I worry that if I declare my intention to run, somebody may decide to challenge my “claim” of being Jewish.

Warren relates that her parents had to elope because her father’s family hated the fact that her mother had Indian blood in her — and of two tribes, no less. Now, Native Americans have historically been vulnerable to not just regular old name-calling, you’re-not-marrying-into-my-family type of discrimination, but to actual herding into reservations like so many bison. So, while some of Warren’s relatives proudly regaled her with stories of her Cherokee and Delaware heritage, others worried about experiencing discrimination, so they would keep it quiet. Still others — perhaps from her father’s side — were ashamed of that branch of the family, so would deny it.  Brown’s campaign staff uses that self-protecive denial to “prove” that she has no Native American blood.

Jews, too, have experienced discrimination for thousands of years, having been subject to the Crusades, the Inquisition, pogroms, ghettoes — and concentration camps. My possessing both Levite and Israelite tribal blood would certainly have put me in line for the cattle cars. And while my parents and grandparents were proud of their Jewish heritage, I know people whose grandparents and parents changed their names and assimilated completely into the dominant culture. Among the more famous examples, former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright’s parents converted to Catholicism and hid their Jewish identity from their children, hoping to avoid the same fate their parents and extended family faced at the hands of the Nazis. To start life with a clean slate and no history must have felt very freeing to them.

For generations, minorities who wanted to get ahead in America felt that they had to hide their ethnicity. Then, as society began to open up, they were able to declare their ethnicity and religious affiliation without so much fear of discrimination. So, Warren identified herself as part Indian, saying that she did this in order to meet others with whom she would have something in common. When I went to college and grad school, I identified myself as Jewish, in order to get on certain mailing lists to meet other people with whom I might have something in common.

How can Elizabeth Warren prove that she is part Indian? After all, as Scott Brown loves to point out, she doesn’t “look it.” She has no documentation, although some of her recipes do appear in an Indian cookbook.

How can I prove that I am Jewish?  I don’t “look it.”  As Warren’s did, my parents and aunts and uncles and grandparents told me that I was Jewish. Like Warren, I don’t have documentation, although some of my recipes appear in Jewish cookbooks.

First we had to prove that we weren’t Native American or Jewish to get ahead. Now we have to prove the opposite. Irony, anyone?

If I should run for office, would Scott Brown’s war-whooping supporters mock me by singing tunes from “Fiddler on the Roof?”

I may have to re-think the whole campaign thing.

Filed Under: Musings Tagged With: discrimination, political campaigns, politics

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